RWA
A launchpad on Robinhood Chain and Ink

RWA

Fake box.
Real stock.

Collections here are priced in a token, not the chain's own coin, and the artwork is stored inside the contract. Nothing hosts it, so there is nothing to go offline. On Robinhood Chain that token is tokenized stock. On Ink it is wrapped ether or a stablecoin.

You can build two kinds. A standard one, where the payment goes to you. Or a vault, where the payment stays inside the token that was just minted, and whoever holds it can take the stock back out whenever they want.

Chains
2
Paid with
Tokens
Art
On chain
Kinds
2
Approval
None
Custody
None
Start here

Three doors

Build one

Pick a stock, a price, a supply. Upload your layers and the art goes on chain. Choose standard or vault, and if you choose vault, choose how much of every payment stays inside the token.

Start building

See what is live

Every collection made here, standard and vault, with what it is priced in and how much of it is gone. We do not approve any of them and we cannot change one after it is made.

Explore

Your side of it

What you hold, what you can open, what you can claim, and anything you launched yourself. One page, connected to your wallet.

Portfolio

Two chains. The launchpad is deployed separately on each, with its own contracts and its own payment tokens. A collection on one is invisible to the other. Pick where you want to look and the whole site follows.

Robinhood Chain Ink
Ours

We went first

Two collections of our own, built in the open before asking anyone else to build one. They run on exactly the rules above, with nothing reserved and nothing waived for us.

Really Wrong Assets

The genesis collection. 525 boxes at 0.1 NVDA, twenty five bootleg brands, art fully on chain. A standard collection: the payment goes to the creator, and that is the whole trade.

Open it

Really Wrong Vaults

The first thing built on the vault system. 999 safes at 0.01 AAPL, and every safe holds the full 0.01 it was paid with. Open it and that stock goes to your wallet while you keep the NFT. Opening burns 5,000 $RWA.

Open it
The token

$RWA

There is a token

$RWA is the token of this launchpad. It launched on pons against tokenized NVIDIA, the bonding curve holds the supply, and when the curve fills, liquidity moves into a locked Uniswap v4 pool. Nothing was reserved for us: the deploying wallet holds none of it and has never bought or sold any.

It lives on Robinhood Chain only. The launchpad runs on Ink as well, but $RWA was not bridged there and we have not deployed a second one. A collection on Ink cannot name it as a key, because from Ink's point of view it does not exist.

Ticker
$RWA
Supply
1,000,000,000
Paired
NVDA
Chain
Robinhood
Market
pons
Team held
0

Contract address

0x78955aCB427c933E870e74621B3c4d887413d08F Trade on pons Explorer

Copies of this token can exist and one already trades in a pool we did not make, at a price that is not ours. The address above is the only one we publish, and this site is the only place we publish it.

What it does not do: holding a box does not entitle you to any of the token, holding the token does not entitle you to a box, and neither one pays you a share of anything the launchpad earns. They came from the same place and that is the whole of the connection.

01 · What this is

Looks fake.
Paid for real.

The box is fake. It says NUVIA, the colour is wrong, it promises a one-week warranty, the hologram sticker is cheap. None of it is real.

What you pay with is real. Tokenized NVIDIA stock on Robinhood Chain. same company, same price, leaving your wallet.

Most collections take your ETH. This one takes your NVIDIA.

How to read a box

Everything on it is wrong on purpose. One thing isn't.

    02 · The trade

    Four steps

    no roadmap · no utility · no promises

    01

    Get the stock

    Tokenized NVIDIA on Robinhood Chain. A plain ERC-20, so you can buy it on Uniswap like anything else.

    02

    Approve the amount

    One tenth of a share. Fixed price, same for everyone, first box to last.

    03

    Mint

    You get one of the twenty-five brands at random. The stock leaves your wallet. The box arrives.

    04

    That's it

    There is no step five. No yield, no staking, no unlock schedule, nothing to claim. You own a counterfeit box you paid real stock for.

    03 · Catalogue

    Twenty-five brands

    one price for all of them · no logos · no trademarked shapes

    04 · Rarity

    Rarity is a sticker

    silver, gold, prism. it looks nicer and does nothing else

    TierPer brandTotalSticker
    Common 15375silver
    Rare 5125gold
    Legendary 125prism

    The hologram is the only difference. It pays nothing, unlocks nothing and grants nothing. One legendary per brand, twenty-five in the whole run, because a run of boxes should have a rare box in it, and for no other reason.

    05 · Specifications

    The back of the box

    Supply525 (25 brands × 21)
    Price0.1 NVDA for every box, about $20
    Paid intokenized equity, not ETH
    Payment tokentokenized NVIDIA, from the official registry
    Price behaviourfixed in shares, not in dollars
    Creator earnings5% on secondary
    ChainRobinhood Chain · 4663

    One price, one token, whichever box you get. The ticker printed on the box is part of the joke, not the bill. What you actually pay is 0.1 tokenized NVIDIA, every time.

    06 · How it is built

    Built to outlast
    the joke.

    The art is in the contract

    Every box is drawn on chain from layers stored in the contract, then frozen. There is no server to keep paying for and no link that can rot. Turn this site off and the art is still there.

    We never hold your money

    Payment goes from the buyer to the creator in the same transaction. The contract takes no custody of tokens or art, and there is no admin function that can withdraw either.

    Audited and open

    111 tests, full line and branch coverage, and the whole launch was rehearsed against a fork of this chain before it went live. Every contract is verified on the explorer.

    Permissionless

    Anyone can launch here without asking us. We can remove a collection from this directory, but we cannot touch the collection itself, take its money, or change its art.

    What we do not do

    We do not pay a yield, share revenue, or run a treasury, and we do not schedule things we have not built yet. When something ships you will read about it here after it works, not before. That has been the rule since the first mint and it is the reason we could answer every question this project has been asked with an address instead of an argument.

    07 · Where it came from

    Launch №001

    It went first

    The launchpad was not built and then filled. It was built to run this collection, and the 525 is the only reason we know it works. Every rule on it (frozen art, whitelisted payment tokens, no promises) was written here first.

    Priced in equity

    We know of no earlier NFT bought with tokenized stock on this chain. That is a claim about what we have looked at, not a fact about the world. If something came before it, tell us and this paragraph changes.

    It still owes you nothing

    The launchpad opening does not pay a 525 holder, unlock anything for one, or entitle one to a place in any future launch. Being first is a fact about order, not a benefit.

    Others have launched since, ours and other people's. Same rules, same whitelist, and the same refusal to promise anybody anything.

    See what is live →
    08 · Questions

    Questions

    Why do I pay with stock instead of ETH?

    Because that is the joke, and because nobody has done it. You hand over a real fraction of NVIDIA and receive a counterfeit NVIDIA box. The trade is the artwork.

    Do I get anything back?

    A box. Nothing else. No stock is paid to you, no fees are shared with you, nothing accrues. If that is not enough on its own, this is not for you.

    What happens to the stock I pay?

    It goes to the creator, like the price of anything you buy. It is not held in escrow, not backing the NFT, and not redeemable.

    Which brands are there and what do they cost?

    Twenty-five, and they all cost the same: 0.1 tokenized NVIDIA, roughly twenty dollars. Each box prints a different real ticker on the front, but that is the joke, not the price. The catalogue lists all of them.

    Does rarity do anything?

    No. The hologram sticker is silver, gold or prism. It changes how the box looks and nothing else.

    Why isn't the price exactly $20?

    Because the price is fixed in shares, not in dollars. A box costs 0.1 NVDA whatever NVDA is worth that day, so the dollar figure drifts and the number on the page is just today's conversion. Fixing it in shares keeps the contract small: no oracle, no admin able to reprice, nothing to adjust. It also means a stock split would change what a box costs in dollars, and nobody could correct it. That is the trade for a contract that cannot be tampered with.

    Does holding a box get me anything on the launchpad?

    No. Not a discount, not an allowlist spot, not a fee share, not early access to any launch. This collection was the first one through the launchpad and that is the whole of the relationship. If that ever changes, it will be announced as a new thing. It is not owed to you now.

    Can I launch my own collection?

    Yes, once the factory contract ships. You set the supply, the price and which tokenized stock it is paid in, then deploy it yourself. We never hold your funds or your artwork. The interface is already up at the launchpad, running on placeholder data until the contract is live.

    Are you affiliated with these companies?

    No. Every brand name is invented and deliberately misspelled, no logo or trademarked shape is used anywhere, and the colours are wrong on purpose. This is a parody collection.